It nearly that time of year everyone when Father Christmas will finally arrive drunk driving a sleigh from all the sherry and mince pies the little children leave out for him, so I have decide to comply a naughty or nice list I wonder if I sit on Santa's lap and tell him what I would like for Christmas if he would actually give it to me. I have been a bit naughty on this post my lovely readers I felt like cheering myself up on this very cold December day with a Winter storm going on outside. So Here Goes.
1, I have told some lies mostly small, but a couple of whoppers to get me out of a couple of things, come on we've all done it 😈 Don't lie.
2, I have played a couple of tricks on a couple of people, and they fell for it, and what's great is they still don't know.
3, When I went to do the washing a couple of months ago my lovely man's horrid tea shirt you know the one girls the one you really really hate and he keeps damn wearing the one that looks like a rag on and he wont get rid of it, had a small hole in it so I ripped it much bigger and said the washing machine had done it. 😈
4, Speaking of other half's I bought a new dress, that was way to expensive and hid it in the boot of the car and wore it out and he said is that new and I said no I have had it ages and he believed me.
5, I made home made soup for a dinner party and I knew that someone in the party did not like broccoli and I put broccoli in it and blended it so no one knew, well they do now.
Well readers some of my secrets are out, have you been as naughty as me ? Or are you naughty As you can see I haven't added any nice ones because I can't think of any, no I am joking may be I will leave that to a later post. 💋